How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

autistic kids rock

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

mikey is cute

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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