- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A man died.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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