How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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