- Anti Joke

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither