Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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A American seeking into mexico

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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