- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A man walks into a bar

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