- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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