why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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hi dave

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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whats white jizz

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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