- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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