- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Immigration Laws

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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