- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

George W. Bush

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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