- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Women's rights

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

The queen having a shit

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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