What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Lewis

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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