- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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