- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

people magazine

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Tim likes girls

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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