- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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