Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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