A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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