Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Women's Rights

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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