- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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