Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

aodhan hearty

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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