person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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