Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How did the black person die? Of old age

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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