- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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