What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

su algato es en fuego

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

im telling maguire

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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