roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Chicken

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What is the name of the car? What

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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your face

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Anti Joke

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