How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

I hate blackniggers

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

ejaculation JLR

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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