Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Poop

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

I used to know what alzheimers was

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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