Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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my mind's eye?

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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