Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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