- Anti Joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Sam Hengal.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!