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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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