- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Justin Bieber.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Do you know the muffin man? No

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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