- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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