- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What? Yes.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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