What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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