- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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