How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

The FCC

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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