What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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