How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

lewis=cardiac

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

Anti Joke

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