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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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