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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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