Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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