- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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