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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

2 black kids walk into school

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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