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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

poopy is poopy

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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