What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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NEVER

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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