There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Anti Joke

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