Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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