Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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