What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what did jacob say to coach a joke

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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