Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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This is a joke.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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