How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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