- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

justin beiber sucks

bologna

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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