A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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poopy is poopy

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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