Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Oh, right

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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White NBA players.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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