some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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