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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Face...the other white meat!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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