Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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