AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I don't believe in giraffes.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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