How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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