What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

2 black kids walk into school

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

The holocaust

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Hello.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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