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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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