Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Horse.

give me a thumbs up

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...