Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

mikey is cute

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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