A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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