- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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