- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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