Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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