Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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