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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Please ignore this statement.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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