- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Pickles are moist.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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