Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Womens rights

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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