How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Sex

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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